Marston Lodge

Marston Lodge

The Faulty Towers of Minehead

Are just minutes from the sea

A place to snuggle up in bed

And watch weekend TV.

 

The charming host and hostess

Live to satisfy your needs

Dispensing ever more largesse

At supersonic speeds.

 

The Faulty Towers of Minehead

Are a short drive down the coast

Where brekkie’s any eggs on bread

Unless you order toast.

 

With so much you can do nearby

There’s no way you’ll get bored

For should the public bar run dry

They’ve got a private hoard.

 

The Faulty Towers of Minehead

Is a magnet for the toffs

Who think it’s only right to wed

Compatible show offs.

 

The manager’s a bloke from Oz

His wife’s a local girl

Who got together just because

They thought it worth a whirl.

 

The Faulty Towers of Minehead

Is a tribute to them both

A business set to plough ahead

With reassuring growth.

 

The views are simply breathtaking

The walks will set you right

The service is ground breaking

And the bill’s a sheer delight.

 

The Faulty Towers of Minehead

Was once deemed a bit hodgepodge

But those you like to stay ahead

Stay true to Marston Lodge.

 

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